liquidstar:

we need to resexualize the terms bimbo/himbo. im sick of people watering them down to just mean “nice dumb people” no it means dumb slut!!! the slut part is important. do not forget about the sluts of the world 

garfieldtaxidermy:

garfieldtaxidermy:

garfieldtaxidermy:

garfieldtaxidermy:

garfieldtaxidermy:

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

Turn to page 14 to climb into the clowns jaws.

Turn to page 6 to turn around and walk away.

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

ode-to-rab:

dnald:

dnald:

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

wokebaedannyelfman:

wokebaedannyelfman:

god. god. im glad i have the gay gene so i can listen to abba and lose my fucking MIND. its so sad straight people cant appreciate abba like we do

me listening to voulez vous 

miseducationoflaurynhill:

luvsic2k:

Engelberg, Switzerland

linda-belcher:

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

221cbakerstreet:

radgoblin:

ellaenchanted2004:

oh to be a nun in 1350 enjoying quiet time and gardening and having lots of lesbian sex and then dying at the ripe old age of 36

Life expectancy statistics measure the average age of death. Because infant/childhood mortality was so incredibly high until recently, it really dragged down that average. If you exclude infant/childhood mortality from your statistic, you’ll see that humans (that survive childhood) have consistently lived into their 70s, meaning if you were a woman that survived childhood and never had to go through pregnancy, you may well get a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening!

Reblog for a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening

beaucile:

Hold my hand bro we’re crossing the street

theartistdrawsnudes:

.luna